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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9360 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Mines Excavated: | 2181 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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