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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
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