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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6563 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 891 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
