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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2889 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7474 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
