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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
