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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!
