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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!
