CatCraft Survival (Java & Bedrock)

117server, 120server, activities, Adventure, bedrock, cat, CatCraft, Cats, Community, compatibility, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Landclaim, Landclaiming, market, Minecraft, Nogrief, Nogriefing, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, tree chopping, Updates, Vanilla, veinmining, worldwide

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Embark on an unforgettable journey in CatCraft, an immersive and feature-rich Minecraft Survival SMP designed for players seeking the perfect blend of excitement and simplicity. Join our welcoming community, where seasoned and new players come together to explore, learn, and thrive in a vibrant world brimming with endless possibilities!

✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨

🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!

🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!

💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.

🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.

🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.

🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.

🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.

🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.

Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟

pm.catcraft.net

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	6768
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mines Excavated:	2758	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1704	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Votes:	2457
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	3596
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3270
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	983554
Crops Grown:	6615	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4189
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	237

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	494	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7495	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2684	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!