CashCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Star Shards Collected:	73	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1863	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BabyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6031	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7222	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7592
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Emeralds Found:	1813	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	111
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7489	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Emeralds Found:	9760	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4185	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8053
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8661	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1317	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!