CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	674432	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

20s, 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP, biggest mistake, building resilience, career choices, financial decisions, finding purpose, learning from failures, life lessons, mental health, Navigating Challenges, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, societal expectations, Taking Risks, Time management, young adulthood

Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	264	Potions Brewed:	163
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UkrainianShellCrafters

arms industry, artillery development, artillery equipment, artillery production, artillery shells, artillery systems, Defense, defense manufacturing, howitzers, Manufacturing, Military, military capabilities, military technology, production, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian defense industry, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons, UkrainianShellCrafters, weapons

hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6079
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5006
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

admins, Adventure, Air, Builds, Community, Contests, Discord, discord invite, Earth, Edition, ender dragon, Events, Fire, hangover, In-game Events, Ip:, minecraft server, PvE, PvP, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Single player sleep, Subscribers, Vanilla, Water

The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, defense industry, defense news, defense system, defense technology, Explodes, explosion, Incident, investigation, military accident, military equipment, military technology, Minecraft, missile malfunction, missile testing, osint, PHOTO, russia, Sarmat missile, security breach, Server, test, weapons development.

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	554279	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TRAVEL MC

Adventure, building, Community, Cracked, Creative, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Premium, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TRAVEL MC

Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5783	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.