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Players: 93/400 Votes: 7928
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Buildings Constructed: 49 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7189
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Villages Defended: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 7031
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
    Ores Mined: 5443 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1100
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 307
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Ores Mined: 2508 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9710
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 183
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4208
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magic Items Found: 2276
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8376
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ores Mined: 3360 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Alien Abductions: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

    zipmine.aternos.me

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2868
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1241
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6837
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3274 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4757
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 437517 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 6

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9505
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Zombie Dances: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2171
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Animals Bred: 134
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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