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GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	982183	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1815	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6523	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	473	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2186	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Love Letters Sent:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15