Cash Money Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8161	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	175	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boxed Cat Chaos

alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Box, boxed, cat, Chaos, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Experiment, inside, Observation, Observe, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, uncertainty, wave function collapse

So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9130
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Potions Brewed:	137
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	668550
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

90s design, Aesthetic, appliance design, Appliances, classic-style, durable design, from, FUNCTIONALITY, Home Appliances, iconic design, innovation, japanese, japanese appliances, Japanese culture, Kitchen Appliances, Minecraft, modern technology, Nostalgia, retro design, silhouette recognition, smp, Technology, Theyre, timeless design, traditional design, vintage style

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	829562	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2929

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	280	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Acai Looks Like Noob

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join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4