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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2326 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Secret Passages Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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