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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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