CartoonCraftLaughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1975
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Animals Bred:	84	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	661597	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	9293	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	463783
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	187	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Farms Harvested:	962
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.