CartoonCraftLaughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7468
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4174
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8353
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	258	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1416	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.