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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7965 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.
also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.
oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.
so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.
