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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Emeralds Found: 4520

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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