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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Animals Bred: 148 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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