CarnyChampGFsBFFs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2087	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8242
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4382	Potions Brewed:	138
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	1582	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!