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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6921 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?