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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?