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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2656 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Emeralds Found: | 2681 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?