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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9176 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4553 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
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