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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 370 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.