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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3229 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 407772 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Crops Grown: | 6791 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.