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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5648 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7239 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.