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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1703 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.