CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	794	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6069	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	69	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	6381
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro