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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3137 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
