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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5423 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7994 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
