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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7510 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
