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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6546 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6385 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 775 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
