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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
