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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5618 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
