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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8797 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
