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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2447 |
| Crops Grown: | 5388 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
