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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3489 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5183 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
