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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
