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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9026 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
