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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)