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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8170 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3976 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 95 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)