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| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4904 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 85 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
