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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4630 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 166773 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.
so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?