🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2675 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.
So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?
