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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 457 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Votes: | 8038 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
