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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 4410
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Astral Projections Made: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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