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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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