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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 3785 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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